We Are So Cooked

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY.

DEAD WEIGHT

A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.

• Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.

• Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.

• Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.

THREATS

The world is watching.

• Civilians: If a guest sees the body, they scream. Screams attract Guards.

• Security: They hunt noise. If they catch you with the body, it’s over.

• Eyes & Noses: Security Cameras watch the hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even if it's hidden inside a locker.

  IMPROVISE YOUR ESCAPE

  You have no weapons. You have no plan. You only have what you can find.

  • Scavenge: Turn the environment into your toolkit. Find a Wheelchair to roll the body past reception. Use a Mop to clean up blood trails. Throw a Squeaky Toy to distract a guard.

  • One Hand Only: You can hold an item, OR you can drag the body. You can’t do both. You’ll have to scream at your friends to open doors for you.