Latin Simulator

Latin. Five days. No mercy.

Your Latin exam is on Friday. Your teacher keeps a ledger of every late student, a red pen named Brutus and a mug labelled "Ashes of my last class". He openly dislikes his own subject. He is also the best teacher in the school.

And the school is quietly replacing its teachers with a learning app whose mascot, Lumi, a smiling lightbulb, sends you notifications. You never installed it. The French teacher has gone "on sabbatical". Her espresso is still warm. The Magister is next.

Latin Simulator is a deadpan comedy about one school week: lessons, minigames, and a conspiracy that decides more than your grade.

Features

• A whole school week, Monday to Saturday. Oversleep, find your other shoe, survive the drive, the bus and the bike lane, sit through lessons, plan your evenings, and live with the consequences.

• Variety of minigames. Catch the chalk the Magister throws at you, fight a gladiator cow with grammar, race Gaius Kart through the Circus Maximus, rebuild an aqueduct with your "helpful" group, and outmanoeuvre the lunch line.

• Investigate a conspiracy. Pin up the clues, tie the ones that belong together, and take your conclusions to the showdown.

• Different endings. Depending on how you did, what happens to the school and what happens to your friends, you can try to collect all the endings the game has to offer.

• Five classmates, five side stories. A seat partner who is confident and wrong half the time, a girl who speaks Latin to her houseplants, a rival with a 400-day app streak, a boy who sleeps through everything and a dealer of "leaked exams". Help them, and they stand up for you.

• You will learn some Latin. Words and forms are taught during the week and are asked in the exam. Nobody forces you to enjoy it.

• Full controller support.

Morituri te salutant.

Those about to take a Latin exam salute you.