Penis Bird

Gather worms. Dodge hawks. Fly home. Feed your babies before they starve.

Penis Bird is a fast 2D arcade flyer about the most important job in nature: keeping three hungry chicks alive. Swoop through hazards, snatch worms and grubs, and race back to the nest — where how much you brought home decides who eats tonight.

Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.

What's inside

• Nine wild worlds — golden-hour farmland, a city park, the Arctic, an Egyptian desert, the city night, taiga forest, ski resort, dance club and the inside of a brain.

• Dance-a-thon — an endless nightclub mode. Grab the disco note, slip into the disco suit and dance for points while the club gets faster and more crowded. Can you dance long enough to top the leaderboard?

• Shoot the Gap - a high speed minigame where you pilot a formation of mini-Penis Birds in a V-Formation after an unpleasant incident with a woodchipper.

• Costumes that change the rules — a frog suit with a grabbing tongue, a peanut butter suit that makes obstacles stick to you, a skunk suit that sprays, and more. Each one has its own theme tune.

• A chick stealing Vulture — and a high-altitude chase to get it back. There is also a sasquatch.

• Keep your babies alive — chicks can starve. There is a defibrillator.

• Family-friendly Eggplant Mode — Show your mom!

• Be the legend — Introduce Penis Bird to an unsuspecting friend. We always remember our first time.

• Compete for glory — Climb the ranks of the global high score board for love of self and country.

• 30 languages and full controller support.

"IT'S FKING REAL." -GameVerse